Shit!
I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit.
(come on, come on!)

Shit!
I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit.
(come on, come on!)

Shit!
I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit.

I will now tell you about the poo.
You dont dump the poo,
The poo dumps you.
If you don't dump the poo,
The poo dumps you.
You'll go to school and learn about the poo!

Shit!
(ah oh ah oh ah oh ah)
Come on, come on!
Shit!
(ah oh ah oh ah oh ah)

Cats!
I wanna check the cats
Everybody wanna check the cats.
(come on, come on!)

Shit!
I wanna take a shit
Everybody wanna take a shit.
(come on, come on!)

Shit!
Shit!

I will now tell you about the poo.
You dont dump the poo,
The poo dumps you.
If you don't dump the poo,
The poo dumps you.
You'll go to school and learn about the poo!