Every since I got behind the wheel

The sensation that I always feel

When for searching for ale

Or that next meal

And driving mile on mile



It's into gear and away we go

It's not too fast and a not too slow

I'm trying to get to Clitheroe 

But I end up in Carlisle



Ooooh

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pie shop

Tha's got for get sat nav

To buy some home brew

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pub

I Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me a Tom Tom 

or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!



"At the end of the road take the ferry"



The missus shouting in me ear

It's not that turn it's this one here

But all I want is a pint of beer

Or to get home for a nap

I come to the roundabout past the lights

Swung a left I should a took a right

The missus shouts and starts a fight

I forgot for bring the map



Ooooh

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pie shop

Tha's got for get sat nav

To buy some home brew

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pub

I Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me a Tom Tom 

or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!



"After 300 metres turn around when possible"



Theres lessons here with in this song

Tha's listened for now will not be long

When drivings right, but directions wrong

A solution there might be

You can buy a gadget for your car

It'll guide you safely near and far

Tha' can program it to find the nearest bar

And that'll do for thee



Ooooh

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pie shop

Tha's got for get sat nav

To buy some home brew

Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me down to pub

I Tha's got for get sat nav

Get me a Tom Tom 

or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!



"You have reached your destination"

See ya later