Oh I got myself a myspace page

It really is the best

I logged into it the tother day

It said new friend request



It were from a lass in lancashire

her page had loads of hits



I saw the pictures in her profile

and she had absolutely massive...



Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

Right Here We Go 



I sent her instant messages

I posted on her blog

I said lets meet in Wetherspoons

So we could have a snog

She said she had no transport

and so a lift she'd catch

and if I played my cards right

I'd get to feel her



Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS

Word to your mother

How is your mother?



We walked home from pub together

I even bought her chips

I kissed her on the doorstep

She said can't you kiss me on the lips

We carried on our courting

But then I had a reet big shock

It turns out it wasn't a girl at all

It was a fella with a massive...



Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes