Let me tell you ‘bout a meal that is a winner
You can have it for your tea or for your dinner
It’s good enough for royalty for Princes, Kings and Queens
It’s egg, sausage, chips and beans
I'd like to eat it every single day
With plenty of brown sauce and tommy k  
From Glasgow to Southampton and all the inbetweens we love
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  

Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
I can eat it 'til I burst at the seams
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  

No, I couldn't eat a salad, yes I've tried
'Cause me food tastes even better when it’s  fried
They feed it to the SAS and all of the marines
It’s egg, sausage, chips and beans
It’ll make you feel dead happy if you’re down  
You can add some bacon or a nice hash brown
Your diet plan will end up being blown to smithereens
With egg, sausage, chips and beans

Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
I can eat it 'til I burst at the seams
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  

If you’re courting or you’re going on a date
To impress your partner and to look dead great  
Throw away the wine list, order just this one cuisine
Egg, sausage, chips and beans
The United Nations they don’t understand
They asked how can they stop wars across the land (I'll tell you)
The world should eat this one meal you know which one I mean 
It’s egg, sausage, chips and beans  

Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
I can eat it 'til I burst at the seams
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
Egg, sausage, chips and beans  
Egg, sausage, chips and beans