Well I've always been the first round here

To have the latest gadgets 

and the bestest gear

Me tele were the biggest of them all



But the bloke who lived next door to me

He went and won the lottery

He got five numbers and the bloomin' bonus ball



He's a jammy sod

He were at bingo last week got three lines



Well I weren't dead jealous

'cos he blew the lot

He invited us round to see what he'd got

And when I popped in me jaw it hit the floor



He had so much stuff it made me one to vomit

It looked like he'd gone and ram raided Comet

I went into his house and this is what I saw



He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1

He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen

His satellite was Sky HD

Every room had a PS3

He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1



Without a word of a lie I'm telling the truth

Even his fridge had Bluetooth 

It were wi-fi this and hard disk Blu-ray that





He had a lobster phone 

And it were fab

He could watch Jeremy Kyle sat on the lav

I'm suprised he didn't wi-fi up the cat

(Miaow!)

It's a bit, It's a bit too far to be honest

Technologies taking over!



Well his bedroom had a projection TV

It were like home electronics hour on QVC

He'll buy out now just because he can

I say's I've never seen one of them before

He said don't spread it around but that's a Playstation 4

They're hard to get hold of but (click) I know a bloke in Japan

He's from the East!



He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1

He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen

His satellite was Sky HD

Every room had a PS3

He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1



Come on kids here we go get it up



KIDS:

He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1

He had a stereo that were Bang & Olufsen

His satellite was Sky HD

Every room had a PS3

He had a plasma tele and a Dolby 5.1



BACKGROUND:

Sing for your supper it's rice pudding tonight

Spoon of jam in the middle

Goes pink when you stir it

Beautiful

Hypnotic

Go on kids give it to em

sing for your grandad

He'll hear you 

he's only in the care home down the road!