I Went down the local pub the other night

A pint of mild there in me sight

Up approached a southern geezer

he Said 

"Have a Bacardi Breezer"

I said I hope your joking son that's not right



Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts

Designers drink, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer

babycham for your sister

Order that in Lancashire son and your out



I took Jean to Pig & Albert for us tea

When some bloke ordered WKD

Well I didn't know what for do

When Big Frank ordered Malibu

I tried explain to Jean

She just couldn't see



(She's partially sighted, registered disabled)

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Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts

Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer

babycham for your sister

Order that in Lancashire son and your out



Everywhere I turn I see these Alcopops

The kids are drinking 'em 

Hanging round the shops

I should be their babysitter

I could get 'em onto bitter

no more ASBO's 

It's just barley, wheat and hobs



Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts

Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer

babycham for your sister

Order that in Lancashire son and your out



Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts

Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt

You can keep your white wine spritzer

babycham for your sister

Order that in Lancashire son and your out



Please drink in moderation