Sung by belle (flash’s special floosie)Why I love you though you treat me bad.’cos when I look at you I’m looking through the mirror of love.Oh the mirror of love and you look alright,’cos when I look at you I’m looking through the mirror of love.You’re such a cool lover,But you’re such a cruel lover,Treat me like I’m a fool,I hate you but you know I would kill for you.You’re a mean and obscene lover,But I would have no other,Even though you treat me bad,You were the best man I ever had,’cos through the mirror of love, mirror of love,When I see you through the mirror of love,You’re alright and I forget that you’re bad,’cos when I look at you I’m looking through the mirror of love.Why I love you though you treat me bad,’cos when I look at you I’m looking through the mirror of love.The mirror of love you sure look alright.I see your reflection when I’m looking through the mirror of love.You’re a crude and a rude lover,But I would have no other,You slap me down, treat me bad,You’re a two-timing swine and you drive me mad.You’re a mean and obscene lover,But you are my dream lover,’cos even though you treat me bad,You were the best man I ever had,’cos through the mirror of love, mirror of love,I see your reflection in the mirror of love.And you’re alright though you treat me bad.When I see you I’m looking through the mirror of love.Oh the mirror of love, sure look alright’cos when I see you I’m looking through the mirror of love.