The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!

The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the 

land!

You thought the job was over when first you fought the 

fight,

But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back 

tonight!



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Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?

It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five 

times as gory!

The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their 

clothes

Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really 

flows!



The dreams are back again, this time they're getting 

worse,

Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful 

curse?

Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the 

trick,

The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero 

quick!



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Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from 

the woods,

Getting dark outside, they should've left when they 

could,

They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off 

one by one,

Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!



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Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin' 

fine,

Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes 

alive

You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready 

to go

Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .



(It definitely started with N!)



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