Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H 

A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure 

Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody 

No, no, no, yes, no, no, no 

Yes, yes, no, no, yes, no (nobody) 

Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders 

Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no (nobody) 

Do ya wanna (dance now??), I shaved my ass 

Hey boy, I got no hair on my ass, I got no hair on my cock 

I shaved my whole body, how do ya like that boy, how do ya like that boy 

Hey come here, hey, come here 

Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders 

Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no 

No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no 

No, yes, no, yes, no 

Nobody 

No, no, yes, no, no 

Nobody, no