Have you met my friend Sebastian yet 
(No no no!!!)
He is a great fella, 
but he’s no straight fella, 

And he likes doin’ certain things 
that are forbidden by the pope!!!
He kinda fancies guys, they give him 
butterflies, but I’m quite sure you’d love him

In the schoolyard of Saint-Bernadette
(No no no!!!)
He made a huge mistake 
during the morning break

He had an eye on little Stevie 
so he kissed him on the cheek 
(No! What was he thinkin’?) 
Soon a raging nun came stormin’ on 
and she beat the hell out of him (and I said)

Gee oh gee, 
won’t you set my fellas free! 
Gee oh gee, 
won’t you let my buddies be 
what they were born to be 

(Set my buddies free why don't you set 'em
Let by buddies be why don't you let 'em
Probably one day you will get 'em)

(repeat refrain)

When Tommy went to school he never said 
that much, just hangin’ round with the ladies
But oh my my, what a fella he was,
 sweet sweet, sweet sweet
Oh, oh, oh - oh

Have you met my cheeky pal David 
(No no no!!!)
He’s just a fly guy, 
he ain’t no shy guy,

And he likes doin’ certain things 
that are forbidden by the pope!!!
He makes a lot of noise when he invites 
the boys, but I couldn’t say he’s evil - no!

Ain't no diff'rence if you’re Jane or Joe 
(No no no!!!)
We're all connected here
in Jacqu-line atmosphere

And tell me why oh why 
must you be calling him deranged 
(strange-unhealthy-pure decadence!)
No-one will ever know the feelings 
you never show, why don’t you throw 
‘em out, out in the open! (and I said)

Gee oh gee, 
won’t you set my fellas free! 
Gee oh gee, 
won’t you let my buddies be 
what they were born to be 

(Set my buddies free why don't you set 'em 
Let by buddies be why don't you let 'em
Probably one day you will get 'em)

Gee oh gee, 
won’t you set my fellas free! 
Gee oh gee, won’t you let my buddies be 
what they were born to be 
(I absolutely agree and so it's alright with me)

And I bet you’ll get my cheeky David 
Lucas! Tommy! Gigi? Could he???
Bet you’ll get my friend Sebastian yet

I bet, you’ll get ‘em yet, my old friends 
I bet, you’ll get’em yet – I bet
And I bet you’ll get my friend Sebastian yet!