Well the first thing I do when I get homeIs open up the 
freezer and turn the television on
Sit there and watch as my life passes me by
No use to shed a tear, no use to cry
Mr. Freezy (x5)
Sit there in my little fantasy world
Dreaming all day of lots of pretty girls
Slurping on a blue Mr. Freezy
It's so cool and neat, it even colors my pee
After a little while well things start to get strange
I need to do something, I need a change
Sitting here and laying on my couch
Not even noticing that I'm getting stout