One hundred thousand miles we've been together, 

My one and only, you're all that I know, 

Two-litre diesel engine, how I love you, 

So tell me why this mornin', you just won't go. 

You know I loved you, always oiled and cleaned you, 

Your flame-job pantwork's job stolen every show, 

So why this freezin'mornin', when I need you, 

You done gave up on me , you just won't go. 

I know I asked a lot from such a small van, 

But you stuck with me through rain and sleet and snow, 

So why this freezin'mornin', when I need you, 

You done gave up on me, you just won't go.