Say baby, we got this problem, 

You got this other man in your bed, 

Don't you think that maybe we could swap him, 

And let me lie there instead. 


I promise I won't make a mess, 

Do all your dishes too, 

Stay quiet when your friends are sleepin'

Let me lie there with you. 


I'll do all that you say, 

Won't ask for no pay, 

Just a bottle of beer and baby, like I said

I won't make a mess, 

But the problem is this, 

You got that other man in your bed! 


Said baby, can't you see how l'm hurtin'? 

For you, with that man in your bed, 

I won't wipe my nob on your curtain, 

Let me lie there instead.