Some years ago I was drinkin' pretty heavy, 

I went and fell and broke my skull in two, 

And now,babe, I see things kinda different, 

And this is is what I see when I see you... 


I see the priettest girl a guy could see, 

And if that isn't good enough for me, 

I see two

I see two

I see two

Them doctor's say l'm left with double vision

But I ain't about to left that make me cry, 

'cause kissin'you is like kissin'two lovely women, 

and for us to be alone I just close one eye! 

I see the priettest girl a guy could see, 

And if that isn't good enough for me, 

I see two

I see two

I see two. 

Now and then this vision's got it's drawbacks, 

And there ain't much that I can do 'bout this, 

Like when I come to meet you at the station, 

I purse my lips, open my arms and miss! 


I see the priettest girl a guy could see, 

And if that isn't good enough for me, 

I see two

I see two

I see two

Sometimes I find it kinda difficult to pee, 

I pull two out, put one away and it's on me! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two! 

I see two!