I chopped the chillis nice and fine, 

Laid a candle on the table, 

I pour myself a glass of wine, 

Set the music sweet and low, 

You should have been here about nine, 

All by myself here at the table, 

I ain't a stickler for the time, 

But that was three glasses ago. 


Now it might sound silly, 

But I cooked us up a chili, 

With them corn tortillas, 

‘Cause I really wanna see ya, 

In that little red dress, 

With your hair a mess, 

Now the bottles half done and I'm a bundle of fun. 


I am a bundle of fun, 

I am second to none, 

So listen up honey-bun. 


You coulda took the time to phone, 

Let me know you couldn't be here, 

I guess I'll party on my own, 

Make believe that I don't care, 

Half a dinner made for two, 

Has found a home here in the freezer, 

There's no point in gettin' blue, 

Guess it means there's more to spare. 


Now it might sound silly, 

But I cooked us up a chili, 

With them corn tortillas, 

‘Cause I really wanna see ya, 

Didn't make it too strong, 

But you took too long, 

Now I'm bumpin' into furniture and wonderin' where did I go wrong. 


I am a bundle of fun, 

I am second to none, 

So listen up honey-bun, 

I am number one.