You don't need much in a man

Just a job and a set of teeth

I got that but not much more

Set a part from the average creep

You set your sights low on me now so

I won't disappoint

We never use the word 'love'

For this thing that we've got going





You don't need a credo

Just a healthy size lapedo

That's me

Yeah, that's me





I hear you're like them tough as nails

While I break like a twig

I'm good at feeling sorry for myself

I'm lazy as a pig





You told me more than once

That you've been burn by worse than me

A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery





It hardly takes a genius

Just a human with a penius

That's me

Yeah, that's me

Yeah, that's me





You're telling me, you're here with me temporary

That's me

You're telling me I'm history

When he comes along





Whoa, whoa, whoa

I hear you're like them tough as nails

While I break like a twig

I'm good at feeling sorry for myself

I'm lazy as a pig





You told me more than once

That you've been burn by worse than me

A dozen lovers have all lined up to solve your mystery





It hardly takes a genius

Just a human with a penius

That's me

Yeah, that's me

Yeah, that's me

Yeah, that's me

Yeah, that's me