There's a smell you can't find nowhere else 

It's sick and sweet

If there's a hell that's sent that there will dwell

Getting sugar from a sugar beet

Well, all the way through clay county, 29, to grand forks that ranked perfume

Yeah, she's up in Kandiyohi

The long distance makes here memory grow weak

You don't believe what you said

The truth will make you swear a blue streak





Yeah, I hear she's engaged

I didn't mean to ruin you week

But you won't like what you find there

Kandiyohi

Yeah, all your letter they're unopened

And all your calls are going unreturned

Yeah, you think you'd get the picture

Oh, man you'll never learn

Well, i tried to warn you

You drive there to find out just the same 

Yes, you will

You won't like what you find there

Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi





Angels above, drive the devil down below

Yeah, you pray that you have her 

now she's starting to show

Well, I hear she's getting married and moving up to Fargo

But, you won't like what you find there

Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi, HEY