Great Britain ringtone on your mobile phone

So this is great britain and welcome aboard

A sinking ship thats full of shit and someone nicked the oars

A failing false economy

an anti-punk automony

OUr once unique Identity's

Been washed from our shores


So this is great britain and these are our whores

David and victoria there's hope for us all

YOu can rule britannia

the Media will Marry you

The Build you up to knock you down

Just like the Berlin Wall


In a land of hope and glory

do we really rule the waves?

The truth is a different story

We're all just a bunch of slaves


Yeah this is great britain lets raise a jar

Just look at georgie best and how it got him so far

The prince of pleasure lost his crown

By getting high and getting down

The Alcoholic Anti-hero's Visabilly Scared


So come on Great Britain lets sleep around

Sex is so much fun you better spread it around

It really is infectious 

and your soul is nothing precious

so grab some meat and treat your loins

To that by which their bound


In a land of hope and glory

do we really rule the waves?

The truth is a different story

We're all just a bunch of slaves


We'll soon be state Britain 

If our Best freinds have their way

Just another star upon the flag across the waves