Why must you pick on me? have you no sympathy? I'm just trying to get to school. I lack popularityno friends to ride with me. so I'm alone in the car pool (lane). when I saw those flashing lig

When I heard you read my rightsI knew this wasn't gonna be my day...soofficer please don't ticket memy violation doesn't deserve a citation. pleaseI won't bother you so don't bother me.

;sorry son but that's what I've got to do." I'm tired of these stupid rules. I've got to waste my day at traffic schooland on top of that I've got to pay a fine. the chp likes to pick on

Hey've got no sympathy. they're nothing but fat red neck swine. (chorus)