I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.
I didn't mean to say all them nasty things that I said.
Now it feels like a freight train's running through my head
I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.

Well it was an important dinner party with your boss man
The next important step in you career development
Oh lord, but by six o'clock I was talking dirty
And making time with his wife
Now I'm gonna have to hear about that
For the rest of my life.

I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.
I didn't mean to say all those nasty things that I said.
Now it feels like a freight train's running through my head
I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.
(Come on now)

Well the more beer I drink
The more I get smarter
And I got pretty smart last night
And said some things to your mother
I said 'we may live inside your house old girl,
But I'm a man you must be obey. '
Well, she knocked me so hard upside the head
Knocked me clear into yesterday.

I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.
I didn't mean to say all them nasty things that I said.
Now it feels like a freight train running through my head
I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.

I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.
I didn't mean to say all them nasty things that I said.
Now it feels like a freight train running through my head
I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.

Oh lord, I didn't mean to get drunk.
Let's do it again, I've got a case in the trunk.
I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I did.