When I buy my mansion

I'll invite the world to stay

So everyone can see

A picture of Dorian Gray



We'll sit by the river

Drinking lemon tea

With a thousand midget russians

In midget submarines



And you can come and stay (o-oh!)

And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!)

And you can come and stay (o-oh!)

For a day

To see a picture of Dorian Gray (x2)



And I'll bring you to my mansion

To see my gallery

And there's lots of pretty pictures

All of them of me, all of them of me



We'll sit by the river

Drinking lemon tea

With tiny cucumber sandwiches

Made by a girl called Emily



And you can come and stay (o-oh!)

And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!)

And you can come and stay (o-oh!)

For a day

To see a picture of Dorian Gray (x13)