I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a 
baseball bat 
And he is screaming and crying for help 
And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me 
killing him 
Then it ever did protecting myself 
And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect 
But I believe that you are pushing your luck 
It just sucks it played out like this 
A terrible movie and you can tell none of the actors 
even give a fuck 
But you look good tonight girlfriend, 
Can I sleep in your bed 
And when I crawl out in the morning, 
Can I stay inside your head 
'Cause you were high school 
And I was just more like real life 
And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend 
But I was just more like his wife 
I'll do the pushups 
I'll wear the makeup 
I'll do whatever he wants all night 
'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend 
But I was just more like real life. 
A long, long time ago my great, great, great, great 
grandfather 
took something that did not belong to him 
And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins 
I am part Native American 
And I am leaving as soon as I come, 
As soon as I come you will probably forget my name 
I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car (on 
the way home) 
Or I could just stay here, because 
you look good tonight girlfriend, 
Can I sleep in your bed? 
And when I crawl out in the morning, 
Can I stay inside your head? 
'Cause you were high school 
And I was just more like real life 
And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend 
But I was just more like his wife 
I'll wear the makeup 
I'll do the pushups 
I'll do whatever he wants all night 
'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend 
But I was just more like real life.