Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel
You're an angel to me

Johnny Angel, how I love him
How I tingle when he passes by
Every time he says hello, my heart begins to fly
Johnny Angel, how I want him
He's something that I can't resist
But he doesn't even know that I exist

I'm in heaven, I get carried away
I dream of him and me, and how it's gonna be
Other fellows call me up for a date
But I just sit and wait on,
I'd rather concentrate on,

Johnny Angel, 'cause I love him
And I pray that someday he'll love me
And together we will see how lovely heaven will be

I'm in heaven, I get carried away
I dream of him and me, and how it's gonna be
Other fellows call me up for a date
But I just sit and wait on,
I'd rather masturbate on,

Johnny Angel, 'cause I love him
And I pray that someday he'll love me
And together we will see how lovely heaven will be
(how lovely heaven will, heaven will be)
'cause I love him
And I pray that someday he'll love me
And together we will see how lovely heaven will be
Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel
You're an angel to me

"I visited the rest room here... it's not what you think.  And I'm
standing at the urinal, and there's a plaque, and it says "This
facility is dedicated to the memory of somebody... Is that a
Canadian custom?  I would love to have a tea room named after me!
'The Michael Callen Memorial Tea Room.  Do this in remembrance of
me