Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty,
Tell us about the boy from New York City.
Ooh wah, ooh wah, come on kitty,
Tell us about the boy from New York City.

He's kind of shy, but he's my guy
And I sure do love him, let me tell you why (Why?)
He's so cute, in his birthday suit
And the way he loves me, well, my dears, it's to die!
Oooh wee, you ought to come and see
How sweet he is, my safe sex whiz!

Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty,
Tell us about the boy from New York City.

He likes to do what I like to have done (yeah)
And I'm telling you, we know how to have fun
He's so strong and he lasts so long
And when it feels this right you know love can't be wrong
Oooh wee, you oughta come and see
How he Ohhhhh
and how he... (Yeah)

Every time he says he loves me,
Chills go up and down my spine
And when he puts that condom on
Well, he makes me feel so fine

Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty,
Tell us about the boy from New York City.

We agree politically
I think that's important, don't you agree (yes of course we agree)
So, you see, we're just meant to be
We're the essence of compatibility
Oooh wee, you oughta come and see
How lucky a man can be
It's him... and me

Ooh wah, ooh wah, cool cool kitty,
Tell us about the boy from New York City.
Ohhhh, you really oughta meet my boyfriend sometime.
He's so NICE!
I really hate safe sex, but, of course, you have to do it.
And he's very good at it!

(Bop bop badidop, bop bop badidop - a la New York, New York)
Start spreadin' the news (safe sex, safe sex)
Do it!

"Someone has left their car lights on, and it's a black Mercedes,
and we wanna have the house lights up so we can see this person.
Four of us are looking for husbands.  All the straight men are
nervous