i dont give an ish about this week and your success

its the scandaline perversion what you do with your excess

same sex lovers, or maybe with your brother

the map of the stars, is my guide

i take them to the houses, but i never go inside

and its probably my name on her bottle of pills

and ill take the fall for his 12 year old girls



CHAUFFER!



starting off the day with a wash and a wax

then bel-air, and malibu

back and forth on the 101 yeah i'll go to east l.a for you

and i know a way to the hollywood squares

you might kill you lover in a game of truth or dare

but you cant be late to your award ceremony

so ill drop you off first, and then ill dump the bodies



CHAUFFER!



can you take me where i need to go chauffer?

do you know where i can score some blow chauffer?

ill take you where you need to go chauffer

and i know where you can score some blow chauffer

cause im the one whos in the know

yeah im the one whos in the know



oops i forgot about your appointment with joan

hold on a second and ill get her on the phone

were busy, then i guess well have to postpone

flying into the LAX

youre passing up scripts because they are shooting with your ex

my tainted profile is rolling sunset

while youre in the back giving good as you get



CHAUFFER!



can you take me where i need to go chauffer?

do you know where i can score some blow chauffer?

ill take you where you need to go chauffer

and i know where you can score some blow chauffer

cause im the one whos in the know

yeah im the one whos in the know

yeah im the one whos in the know chauffer



ill take you where you need to go  chauffer

and i know where you can score some blow chauffer

cause im the one who knew you when

and im the one who knew you when

and im the one who knew you when chauffer

ill take you where you need to go chauffer

ill take you where you need to go chauffer

ill take you where you need to go

i know where you can score some blow 

cause im the one whos in the know

im the one whos in the know

im the one whos in the know chauffer

yeah im the one whos in the know

hold on a second yeah im the one whos in the know

hold on a second yeah im the one whos in the know



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