We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
We'll kill all the bees
  And spiders and flies
And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.
  And if we're a girl, before!
And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!
  'Til we never do march no more!
(All together, now, boys!)
We're bringing the war back home
Where it ought to have been before!
The pretty donut girl on the corner
Will be smilin' with a wringer in her hair!
We'll wash our hands after wee-wee,
And if we're a girl before!
And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!
'Till we don't have to march no more
(Hum along now...)
We won't have to March!
We won't have to March!
We won't have to March no more