Silverfish in my soap dish
Perfectly designed to be unpleasant to find
Garden ants the size of graduates
My, how you have grown

Centipede makes my girlfriend scream
“Like literally arrived tonight to ruin my life”
Paper wasps stole my parking spot
I’m aware now that’s their home

I’ve gotta do something
I’ve gotta do something
I’ve gotta do something
I’ve gotta do something

My Honda Fit’s got mice in it
The biggest investment of my life’s infested with mice
My mom feeds raccoons, they live on the roof
Of the house where I was raised

Some guy from Leeds sends my girlfriend memes
One literally arrived as I was writing this line
A red-tailed hawk ate my neighbor’s dog
He just carried her away

I gotta do something
I gotta do something
I gotta do something
I gotta do something

I gotta do something
I gotta do something
I gotta do something, I know what it is (I gotta do something)
I gotta do something, I know what it is (do something)
I gotta do something, I know what it is (do something)

I know what it is, it’s killing
I know what it means, and it’s killing me