I'm in the furniture trade

Got a new job today

I'll stick the cretin

On the number-three lathe

Went down the town

To a HM club

Sign of the cross

A couple well-dressed

They looked at my coat

They looked at my hair

An Easy Rider coot

Grabbed the edge of my coat

Said: 'You're too smart for here'

I said: 'I'll see the manager'

He was the manager

Eat y'self fitter

Up the stairs mister

Eat y'self fitter

Analytics have got

My type worked out

Analytics on me

The poison render

I grope about

And when I go out

My mind splits

My eyes doth hurt

The musical chairs

Have been swallowed up

By a cuddly group

Who land and rub off

Hoping that

Whatever it is

Will land and drop off

I met a hero of mine

I shook his hand

Trapped in the door

Felt a fool, I tell ya

Charmed to meet ya

Eat y'self fitter

Up the stairs mister

Eat y'self fitter

Became a recluse

And bought a computer

Set it up in the home

Elusive big one

On the screen

Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear

On the screen

Where's the cursor?

Where's the eraser?

Where's the cursor?

Where's the eraser?

G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O

G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O

G-O-H-O-H-O-I-O

H-O-I-O-G-O-H-O

What's a computer?

Eat y'self fitter

What's a computer?

Eat y'self fitter

The Kavanagh scene

South of France

Plush velvet

Aback! Aback!

Aback! Aback!

Levis Fridays

Greek holidays

Barratt heritance X 3

Victim! X3

Don't wanna be a victim! X4

Pick the fleas mister

Eat y'self fitter

Eat y'self fitter?

Eat y'self fitter

Who tells you what

To tape on your vid. shit

How do you know the progs you miss

Are worse than those you single out?

And what'll you do when the rental's up?

And your bottom rack is full of vids

Of programs you will ne'er look at

The way they act is, oh, sheer delight

Cardboard copyright

Make it right

Panic in Sudan

Panic in Wardour

Panic in Granadaland

Panic all over

By the wretched times, Jesus

Of my delight

One starry night

The powers that be will have to meet

And have no choice but to...

Eat each other

Eat y'self fitter

Eat each other?

Eat y'self fitter

(Eat y'self fitter)

Properly and with good grace

The secret straight-back ogre entered

His brain a flame

With all the dreams

It had conjured X3

It had conjured a victim

Don't wanna be a victim X4

The centimeter square

Eat y'self fitter

Said it purged fear

Eat y'self fitter

(Eat y'self fitter)