Desperate for entertainment

So I turn my TV on

There's people jumping up and down

Then they have the panel on

And they talk a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind

Then they have the weatherman on

He used to teach all our friends

He talked a lot of wind

He talks a lot about the wind

Then they have Carl Lewis on

He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan

He talks a lot of wind

He talks a lot about the wind

I turn the tragic lantern on

It's a program 'Good Morning'*

It's a lot of wind

They talk a lot about the wind

I'm real sick and in distress

I got octagonals in my eyelids

From watching all that wind

I get horrible horrible horrible dreams

So I rang the TV line and get a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind

You see them in the cafes

You see them in the shops

You see them on the kids programs

And they talk a lot of wind

All the boredom in my bones

From watching a lot of wind

They talk a lot about the wind

They talk a lot about the wind

I gotta forget about the wind

Has a lot of nerve

To talk a lot about the wind

There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man

He's got a yak haircut (gut, gut, gut)

They talk a lot about the wind

[ Refers to the UK mid-morning TV show "This Morning," which MES refers

to again in North West Fashion Show: "Richard and Judy's

[the presenters] bastard offspring!" --Ed.]