Monday morning you've got to sign on Down the dole the queue is long Just like zombies you wait your turn The more you declare the less you get

BUT THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT [x2]

Join the army and end up dead Join the navy travel far Be a cop and grass your mates Looking for a job is just a farce Looking for a job but they treat you like shit [x4] You giro hasn't come surprise surprise Walking in the rain to the dole you go They'll keep you all morning so have a seat They will give you a shout when they have finished [repat verses 1&2]