And so the guy gets the girl but unfortunately the guy ain't me
I think I've read this book a few times before
I know the plot like the back of my hand
And the subject matters more than I can stand
But I can't seem to ever put it down

She's the queen of my dreams but unfortunately she's M.I.A.
And I'm clueless as to where she could be
And I wrote this letter 1000 times to you,
But there's nowhere to send it to
Where the hell are you?

Take me to the skyway
I'm sure that Westerberg would say
I'm Feeling Minneapolis again...