Oh whoa-oh, well the pony was funky 

The watusi was kinda smooth 

Oh whoa-oh, well the problem with all 

Those little dance steps was you had to move 

Oh whoa-oh, well they found a brand-new step 

And it doesn't take anything to get this groove, uh-huh! 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And they're doing the standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still…hey! 

Oh whoa-oh, well it's a sensation… 

Across the entire nation. 

Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids 

All dancing in suspended animation, hmm… 

Oh whoa-oh, and the feeling's all right 

We'll be standing still until the morning light, yeah! 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And they're doing the standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still…hey! 

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed 

Oh, my aching head. 

Uh-huh! 

Oh whoa-oh, in Fargo, six or seven kids 

Watched the Plan in a strip-mall 

I thought they were bored out of their skulls 

But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh 

Oh whoa-oh, well I finally knew 

They were doing a brand-new step everybody isn't moving to 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still… 

And they're doing the standing still… 

And I don't want no standing still…yeah!