Two Tub Man

I am a pilgrim looking for danger

I am an outlaw, I am a stranger

I'm just a clown walking down the street

I think Lou Reed is a creep

I need a girl I need release



I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man



I drink Coca cola for breakfast

I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants

I'm never gonna watch channel 13

Edjumacation ain't for me

I'm so drunk I can barely see



I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man



I never graduated from high school

I wore paisley I was too cool

I think color TV's a gas

I think Joe Franklin is real flash

I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass



I can go anywhere, people look and people stare

They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become

What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw

Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just a Two Tub Man