There's a place

In San Anton

Where I can go

And not feel alone!



Tacoland

It's a panacea

Tacoland

They're always glad to see ya



You'll understand

When you go

On

Down to Tacoland



When I feel

My world is lost

I go to Tacoland

And I get really tossed!



I wish my band would always pla-a-ay

Tacoland, I want to sta-a-ay



You'll understand

When you go

On

Down to Tacoland



There's a girl with dirty hair

She's got her dress up in the air

She tells a lot of jokes

Hell, she's got a lot to share



Tacoland

We ate a lot of figs

They passed around a bottle

And we took a lot of swigs



It's nature's plan

To go

On

Down to Tacoland



Tacoland

Just three quarters of a mile past the Rockwood exit 

in beautiful downtown San Antonio, Texas