Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne.

Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain,

But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane.



I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,

And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.



Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.



Stupid Mary Anne

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,

And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.



Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.



Mary Anne, Mary Anne I wanna be your man,

Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,

Mary Anne, I wanna see your plans,

Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand,

Mary Anne, I wanna be your man,

Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,

Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand

OOOhhhhhhh - stupid Mary Anne