Goin' to Graceland

We're goin' today!

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died



When we get to Graceland

We'll have to ride a bus

We'd better watch our language

Or the guards will beat us up

We'll get to make some cheap jokes

And buy cheaper souvenirs

If this were Disneyworld

I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears

They say it costs eight-fifty

Just to see his house

Where they keep all his records

And his fifteen foot long couch

It might seem like a rip-off

But I'm goin' anyway

We're goin' to Graceland today



Goin' to Graceland

It's gonna be great!

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked



Goin' to Graceland

It's gonna be fun

We'll get to see all Elvis's guns

Gonna tell us all about his favourite TV shows



Goin' to Graceland

We'll stand in line

We'll get to have a wild time

Gonna get to buy Love Me Tender Shampoo



When my time comes

That's how I wanna go -

Stoned and fat and wealthy

And sitting on the bowl

Lots of people say

That it's sad The King is gone

Well Elvis might be dead

But his cash flow lives on

I'll be so excited

When I see the Jungle Room

Where Elvis made some records

Including Moody Blue

Graceland is callin'

And I just can't stay away

We're goin' to Graceland today



Goin' to Graceland

We're gonna cut loose

There's plenty of tourists for us to use

Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls



Goin' to Graceland

We're gonna go wild

We'll go to his grave and try to smile

Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks



Goin' to Graceland

We're goin' to Graceland (x3)



Goin' to Graceland

We're going to Hell

We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel

Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore



What are we waitin' for?

Let's leave right now

We're goin' to Graceland

And I don't care how

E Pluribus Elvis

That's what I say

We're goin' to Graceland today