Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby

But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that"

So Paul got mad and left in a hurry

Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat



I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(and)



Somebody left a body in the basement

No I'm not sure just a' who it is

But Tamara went down there and saw it this morning

She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim



I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(and)



No I won't do your dishes

No I won't clean up this mess

No I haven't got any pills

No I haven't got any hash

No I won't do your dishes

I won't clean up this goddamn mess



Chuck got up and made a cup of coffee

Stepped on a roach and went back to bed

When Tina got up she saw the roach

"Is this for breakfast?" is what she said



I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(and)



Pat's comin' over about 2:30

Danny'll be here 'bout quarter to four

If one more person comes to see me

Gonna have to get a revolvin' door



No I haven't seen your skateboard

I haven't seen your Black Flag patch

No I haven't seen your records

I haven't seen any of that

No I haven't seen your skateboard

I haven't seen your Black Flag patch



Barbara I'm sorry if you were unhappy

But you can't say I didn't try

So many things I wanted to do

So many things, but such little time



I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you



Fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you