Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world.
        She dates a full-blown professor!  Goes by the name
        of Professor Griff.  He's a great guy; he's a good
        ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff.  I think
        that he's a history professor.  The other day, he
        told me the wildest story about the history of
        jewelry.

        Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the
        porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an'
        Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just
        flails away.  God, I love that guy