Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,

this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!

You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,

you know where you can stick your brown eggs!



Bridge: I just want what every man wants, 

a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!





Chorus: (x2)



(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,

shake it til the slugs fall off!





I like simple things, meaty pies!

I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.

never could pronounce houderves,

cannot speak the language of love!



Bridge: I just want what every man wants, 

a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!



Chorus x 2



(solo)



Repeat Chorus (x4)