It was a cigarette break and I was des...perate

I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow

She said have you got a match. I said yes

My cock and Farmer Giles' prizewinning marrow



Frolicking in the summer fields were we

I fell for you and you grew to like me



I carved U 4 me in the bark of a tree

In an English Country Garden

We rolled around kissing on the ground

In an English Country Garden

You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms

In an English Country Garden

Beneath the stars above I fell in love

In an English Country Garden

Jardar Jardar Jardar Jardar



They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last

Everybody laughed at the two of us

But I've never seen a bale of hay move so fast

She was a bona fide forking genius



Frolicking in the autumn fields were we

I cherished you and you tolerated me



We mucked about while we were mucking out

In an English Country Garden

You took me under your wing when we had our fling

In an English Country Garden

You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost

In an English Country Garden

Just as I got broody you got moody

In an English Country Garden



Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops

In an English Country Garden

The yield was meagre, you were far less eager

In an English Country Garden

The seeds we scattered never really mattered

In an English Country Garden

I saw you leave the farm on another guy's arm

In an English Country Garden

Jardar Jardar Jardar Jardar woooh!