Happy Talkin Captains' tutu's too tight

Means there'll be no more snookering you tonight

P just looks bemused to be on foreign Shores -

AH HA There ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]

[Chorus]



Vanians got a visit from a guy named Drac

Says he's from the bloodbank wants his 10 pints back

Singers rather sickly when it rains it pours -

Oh no, there ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]

[Chorus]



Did you expect that I would believe

the tale you told last Xmas eve

About the man that man is fat and round

Delivers gifts without a sound



[Solo]



[Chorus]



Monty Oxy Moron's Mozart on natural gas

Always playing symphonies out of his ass

Pinch's about to get tied up with Las Vegas laws,

Oh No, there ain't no Sanity Clause



Ho Ho Ho etc