Now if ya gettin' in my car don't sit down right away
 Cause my passenger seat tilts sideaways
 And don't even try to lean the shit back
 The whole damn thang'll fall off the track
 Stick your hand out, and signal for a right
 My window's stuck plus I got a broken turn light
 Naw I ain't dippin'! Sometimes I get a stuck brake
 Got my rearview attached with some duct tape
 Keep yo' knee right there!
 I'm tryna keep that glove compartment closed playa!
 The seatbelt don't work just tie it round your waist
 If you crash through the window just cover your face
 The radio gets one station on AM, it's Chinese
 but if you listed you could catch what they sayin'
 Stop complainin' -- I heard what you said
 So what the seat spring poked you in the leg?
 Didn't know it stabbed you, but what you stompin' fo'?
 You finna put yo' foot through that hole in the flo'!
 Now what you say - you gonna sue me?
 Awwww, because the baby hurt his leg and got a booby?
 Now your feelings hurt, you wanna get up out my shit
 Cool motherfucker, here you go, get yo' kicks
 You need to act a little older!
 If you want that do' to open you gon' have to use yo' shoulder
 Get the fuck up out fool, you lose - why?
 My car is better than yo' shoes
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 Now if you get in my bucket baby, you gotta sit on the flo'
 And I ain't go no license you know, I'm tryin-a duck the po'-po'
 [Boots]
 See me in the town you might think I'm a star
 Every three months in a different car
 Like the other day in a '81 Datsun
 wit' my alternator rollin' shotgun
 Or in the fall in a '88 Seville
 Pushin' it wit my foot down the hill
 Once I did a job, the lady didn't wanna pay me
 So she offered me a hooptie instead, I said MAYBE
 Cause it looked like it went through a war
 Missin' a door, three out of four
 Ain't bad -- but is it safe to drive?
 I'll wait til payday, then make it live
 Fixed the beat first cause that's my choice
 A bucket wit' the beat look like a Rolls Royce!
 Next week it broke down on the Bay Bridge
 And lemme tell you that motherfucker dang-ress!
 Had a hun'ed so I hit the auction block off
 Got a seven-six Pinto wit' some knock offs
 Catchin' buses be gettin' me to work late
 And you know that slow down my pay rate
 Down to zero
 No alignment make it kinda hard to steer though
 They need to pay me for all these adventures
 Tell 'em to my grandkids when I got dentures
 Makin' a buck really costs a buck fiddy
 It's only that cheap if yo' cars shitty
 Motherfuckers laughin' but it beats the AC transit blues
 Shit, my car is better than my shoes
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