I can't believe that I endured
 You for as long as I did
 I'm happy it's over, I'm only sorry
 That I didn't make the move before you

 And when you go, I will remember
 To send a thank you note to that girl
 I see she's holding you so tender
 Well, I just wanna say

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 I never really loved you anyways
 No, I didn't love you anyway
 I never really loved you anyways
 I'm so glad you're moving away

 Valentino, I don't think so
 You watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an MT bed
 And come to think of it, I was misled
 My flat, my food, my everything
 And thoughts inside my head

 Before you go, I must remember
 To have a quiet word with that girl
 Does she know you're not a spender
 Well, I just have to say

 [Chorus]
 I never really loved you anyways
 No, I didn't love you anyway
 I never really loved you anyways
 I'm so glad you're moving away

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