my oh my, i'm seeing the potential 

lets just see what we can do 

first we'll take you down back to the meathouse 

and then you'll hold their hands again 

i know tricks that you could only dream of 

looks like it's your lucky day 

a killer key change 

is all you'll ever need



[chorus]

but who needs enemies 

when you've got friends

now your hands are tied 

and who needs accidents 

when you've got me

now i'm on your side 



now lets try and teach you how to mingle 

then we'll teach you how to kill 

lies will always be your best of best friends 

never be alone again 

a killer key change 

is all you'll ever need 



[chorus]



all these animals 

that you call friends 

now they're on their knees 

man, you tricked 'em all 

you played the fool 

so damn easy to please 

i made my name in function rooms 

and drifting through the walls 



come on let me teach you boy 

teach you 'bout it all 



[chorus]



all these animals 

that you call friends 

now they're on their knees 

man, you tricked 'em all 

you played the fool

so damn easy to please