He was a wonderful man to lose

But I bet you I can fill his shoes

While you're on the rebound

I'll keep your feet on the ground

I'll be your new Tom Cruise



I'll read you books by L. Ron Hubbard

I'll hide a few good men in the cupboard

I'm going to go far

Jumping up on the sofa

I'll be your new Tom Cruise



I'll do anything to keep us hitched

I'll even try to overlook Bewitched

I've got to hand it to you

BMX Bandit to you

I'll be your new Tom Cruise



We'll star in dissapointing movies together

Eyes wide shut or whatever

And at the very last stage

I'll quit for someone half your age

I'll be your new Tom Cruise



Oh, it's a mission, impossible to lose

Yeah and I'll be your new Tom Cruise