These are thee things that belong to me

Nothing thats worth five dollars you see

I needed something of value

I needed money for drugs and food



I got caught shop lifting at macys

I got caught shop lifting at macys

Oh no



Hand on my shoulder a voice says son

I tried to run cuz i never learn

There go my plans for the afternoon

Im in a chair in the managers room



I got caught shop lifting at macys

They say this won't change ....for free

Oh no



They say son your quite moronic

Why dont you try something honesty

I said that i'd do my best

If they would not make an arrest

Oh Well Oh Well Oh Well ohh oh oh



But this is not the first time oh no

theyve got my records from other stores

I will be ...........individual

And it is off to the clink i go