i was alone and

i was so confused 

but then i found a thing 

that i could really use 

she was only 19.95 

so i blew her up and 

watched her come alive 

in the back of magazines 

they hide behind the coretines 

every color 

every shape and 

every size 

delivered just in time 

do you make a garuntee?

sex objects sex objects sex objects 

theyre for pretend 

it couldnt be any better than this 

the plastics smooth so i can kiss

everyday is just like the first 

i hope i love her 

she never frowns 

its an easy thing to do 

remember just the thought

you know you rarely share these things

loves funny with what it brings 

sometimes either way 

shes all mine 

sex objects sex objects sex objects 

theyre for pretend 

sex objects sex objects sex objects 

theyre for pretend 

oh yeah 

they tell me that its wrong 

i knew that all along and 

yes it may be strange but 

but that dont change the fact 

im in love with plastic sex 

its an easy thing to do remember 

just the thought you knew

you see you rarely share these things

loves funny with what it brings sometimes

either way shes all mine 

sex objects sex objects sex objects 

theyre for pretend 

sex objects sex objects sex objects 

theyre for pretend 

treats me so nice 

sex objects 

all day all night 

sex objects 

synthetic skin i fit right in