Normal people do what they want to

Normal people do what they like

They go out shopping and they go to fix their hair

When I walk by them, oh yeah, they just stop and stare

I say so what, I don't care what you do

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you



On Christmas Eve they count their blessings

When Easter comes they hunt for eggs

On summer days they like to wash and wax the car

On Super Sundays they go drinking at sports bars

I say so what, I don't care what you do

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you



Normal people dump dirty dishes

They always like to keep it clean

They don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules

They solve world issues while they lay out by the pool

I say so what, I don't care what you do

At least I'll never, ever be 

A normal jerk like you

I say so what (we say so what)

I don't care what you do (we don't care what you do)

At least I know I'll never, ever be

A normal jerk like you



I hate, I hate, those normal jerks like you