I've got nothing to worry about,

So I worry about nothing.

I think I've got fleas or some tropical disease

And my spider-sense is tingling.



I've got nothing to panic about,

So I panic about nothing.

I won't buy grapes, I check the 'sell by' dates,

And I only eat fruit out of tins.



I've got the blues,

I've got lifts in my shoes,

And I'm scared of the countryside.

I can't sleep 'cause I see spiders

When I close my eyes.



I've got nothing to be afraid of,

So I'm afraid of nothing.

I've emptied out the cupboard underneath the stairs

Because I think the sky is gonna fall in.



How did I get to be such a

Mess so soon in my life?

I can't sleep 'cause I see spiders

When I close my eyes.



All I ever wanted to be

Was comfortable and kind.

I can't sleep 'cause I see spriders

When I close my eyes.



I'd love to go to San Francisco,

But I'm too afraid to fly.

I can't help it, I see spiders

When I close my eyes.