She keeps her lover on ice,

She keeps a fire in the grate,

He's got a movement in his cellar,

He's a danger to the state.

Watch out for the normal people

There's more of us than there's of you.

Well you're a really lucky bugger,

That you haven't been discovered

Ain't that true.



She has a genuine fridge, (ooh ooh ooh)

He has a night on the town (ooh ooh ooh)

Their receptions too good (ooh ooh ooh)

They've got 2 up and 2 down

Watch out etc.



Normal can and normal will, (uncle jack)

When normal Jack meets normal Jill (auntie jill)

A normal wedding on a normal pill (take their pills)

They bought a normal house on your

Average, scenic, normal hill,

They live there still...



He's got a family connection,

She's got an uncle in steel,

He gets depressed in the evening

She thinks she knows how he feels. 



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*written by Bob Geldof

*taken from the album entitled "A Tonic For The Troops"